Women in horror movies?

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Is it just me or are women more trouble then their worth in action and horror movies? They can’t do much besides shoot and strategise and their complete lack of emotional control far outweighs even that for example.

Scenerio: Zombie apocalypse

Male: Ok just keep very quiet and they shouldn’t hear us then we can move on

Woman: *sob* I’m scared *sob*

Male: Shhhh they’ll hear us it’ll be ok

woman: I can’t do this! i can’t do this!

Male: Keep quiet

Woman: we’re going to die aren’t we *sob* O god…

Male: its going to be ok just be quiet they’re almost out of sight.


(Zombies over run and kill everyone)


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Kaite W.

I love horror movies, but I know!
Mostly I just watch Eastern Asian horror movies and American horror movies from the 50-90s, you know, like…Um…Let’s say The Bad Seed — The Silence of the Lambs, around those eras.
Anyhow, yeah, all the girls ever do is cry,have sex, get naked, and incidentally get stabbed to death while they’re having sex.
You’re typical teen-”horror” movie goes something like this:
Setting: Dark and scary woods
[Cut to young heterosexual couple making out in the woods. They're getting into it. His hand is up her shirt, her hand is down his pants]
GUY: Oh baby I love you so much
GIRL: I love you too! Oh baby I’m sOoOoOo horny!
[Cut to young heterosexual couple having hot hot sweaty buttsecks]
[Spooky noise interrupts their lovemaking]
GIRL: Oh sh!t, what was that, baby?
GUY: Nothing now don’t talk! Oh my god, IM GUNNA C U M!!!
[Crazed psycho prison-escaped killer runs them over with a lawnmower]

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